SKU: 69B22583F0836

Laser Fossil

An ancient predator from a dead world, dragged screaming through time and lit up with neon starfire. Fossil bone, reptile grin, and twin laser eyes burning hotter than a collapsing sun. Nobody knows where it came from — only that it’s awake now and it’s very interested in this planet.

Prehistoric rage.
Cosmic lasers.
Bad news for Earth.

$5.00

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